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How Raising a Child Is Like Raising a Dog

  1. You are constantly shouting one – two word commands at them.
    “No!
    Stop!
    Leave It!
    Sit Down!”
  2. You always have to pick up their shit. (via @bernthis)
  3. They will eat ANYTHING.
  4. They’re generally disgusting when left in their natural environments.
  5. They always want to go outside or to the park. (via @gigi927)
  6. They will always sleep in your bed if you let them.
  7. Neither can be left alone to just fend for themselves. (via @ksluiter)
  8. You gotta take ‘em for walks, swims, surfs, etc.
  9. A tired one is a good one. (via @wendysurf)
  10. They both are always begging and want things they can’t have.
  11. Both Super Nanny and Cesar Milan agree that the problem is not with the child/pet, but with the owner/parent.

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