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Oh Nick. Jr, You Dirty Temptress Whore (Secret Mommy-hood Confession)

I am sitting here laughing at myself because not only do my husband and I know 1 too many Nick Jr. songs, but we sing ‘em- out loud… and we may even snap our fingers and tap our feet.

Oh it is bad.

Nick Jr. is a little temptress whore, reeling . . . → Click Here To Read The Full Blog Post: Oh Nick. Jr, You Dirty Temptress Whore (Secret Mommy-hood Confession)

Go the Fuck to Sleep

Nope, those aren’t my words, but rather those of Adam Mansbach in his new book.

Read my review here. If you are a parent and have a sense of humor, you will love this book.

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So Many Words

Mommeeee. Mommeee.

{Yes?}

I wahn do pway. I wahn go swide. (I want to go play, I want to go slide)

Mommeeee. Mommeeee.

{Yes?}

Dah scaweeee. (That’s scary)

Mommeeee. Mommeeee. (Cause she can never say my name just once)

{Yes?}

Ih wed. (It’s red)

{Yes, it is red Pea.}

Mommeeee. Mommeeee.

{Getting . . . → Click Here To Read The Full Blog Post: So Many Words

Throwback Thursday: NebrasK

It is no secret that we are a college football family. Have I ever mentioned how at 9 months pregnant I drove up to Gainseville to watch Florida play South Carolina, in the rain, and my child could have possibly been born at Ben Hill Griffin football stadium?

Whatever.

Now, we . . . → Click Here To Read The Full Blog Post: Throwback Thursday: NebrasK

Morning Drive: Being a Ra-tard

K, first off, I’m not calling anyone a retard.

You had to have seen the Hangover to appreciate that line. See below…

Aaand I digress. I wake up the other morning to an absolutely foggy Colorado day- foggy like I can’t see the traffic light until I’m right up . . . → Click Here To Read The Full Blog Post: Morning Drive: Being a Ra-tard

Karaoke Ring (Of Death)

So I recently learned about something called the Karaoke Ring (of death) and… I am… intrigued.

And usually? I am not afraid to embarrass myself in the name of a good time, but I am approaching with caution. Cause this might open a whole can of funny (or crazy) it depends.

I . . . → Click Here To Read The Full Blog Post: Karaoke Ring (Of Death)